Beached whale sightings

At the beach it's cute to see little kids running around when they're naked and jumping into the waves. But when middle aged, and out of shape people are only wearing shreds of clothing and doing the same thing, the cuteness factor is nonexistent. Some of these people today blew my mind a bit. I mean it was my first time at the beach in about a year, and I clearly forgot how bold and or brave that some people are. I mean it was both men and women just wearing some rediculous bathing suits. I mean more power to them for having the self esteem to go out in public the way they did and be comfortable with their self image, but they looked rediculous. The amount of big girls wearing string bikinis was redonkulous, as I saw more rolls than in a bakery. To be polite it was visually displeasing. It also reminded me of how out of shape most americans are. There was one lady in a yellow shirt, and my sister pointed her out to me and said "hey look the sun came out." I then preceded to follow with "its like those jimmy dean commercials minus the suit. Speaking of Jimmy Dean, he just died." We both preceded to laugh fairly hard and then realize the special kind of hell that we're going to when we pass and how we'll save eachother a seat if we go before the other one.
Sadly enough though, that women was morbidly obese. Unfortuantely both sexes came out swinging today as the amount of man boob out, or chesticles as I like to call them, was quite unsightly as well. The worst were the older gentlemen who looked like they were wearing sweaters when it was infact a deadly combination of back and chest hair and to top it all off were wearing speedos. This one old guy looked like he stuffed a squirrel into his crotch. Makes me shutter just to think about it.
I mean i'm glad those people are comfortable with themselves, but they need to realize that they burn unsightly images into peoples heads that are hard to get out. Just think of the children when you go out in public, thats all I'm saying.